Logdagzed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak rat.

Logdagzed created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdagzed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Logdagzed, he will turn you into a hamster.

Logdagzed's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Logdagzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. You must pray to Logdagzed six times a day.