Rullriptunbelliktanlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Rullriptunbelliktanlop created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullriptunbelliktanlop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rullriptunbelliktanlop, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rullriptunbelliktanlop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rullriptunbelliktanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never skip in the presence of cats.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.