Cadnat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish sheep.

Cadnat created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Cadnat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadnat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cadnat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cadnat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never paint your feet orange.