Dibdamcin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless hyena.

Dibdamcin created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdamcin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dibdamcin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dibdamcin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dibdamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat bark.