Fidzogcum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain fish.

Fidzogcum created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidzogcum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidzogcum, she will turn you into a slug.

Fidzogcum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fidzogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always help snails.

5. Never paint your hands gray.