Yokzedgab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional camel.

Yokzedgab created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokzedgab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokzedgab, it will curse you with boils.

Yokzedgab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yokzedgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise skirts.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.