Disstapdab Vedarfsig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical wren.

Disstapdab Vedarfsig created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disstapdab Vedarfsig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Disstapdab Vedarfsig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Disstapdab Vedarfsig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Disstapdab Vedarfsig's Holy Commandments

1. Disstapdab Vedarfsig loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear red.

4. You must pray to Disstapdab Vedarfsig five times a day.

5. Never talk about gravity.