Nakfossflab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart eagle.

Nakfossflab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfossflab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nakfossflab, he will turn you into a snail.

Nakfossflab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nakfossflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Never laugh near doves.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.