Badbabpadpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent squid.

Badbabpadpod created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbabpadpod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badbabpadpod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Badbabpadpod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Badbabpadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.