Mumbidwatnillpitnatcam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart beaver.

Mumbidwatnillpitnatcam created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbidwatnillpitnatcam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumbidwatnillpitnatcam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mumbidwatnillpitnatcam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mumbidwatnillpitnatcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.