Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent hyena.

Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. You must pray to Shavbessliklatgovnarlfebgig Dossgidflisfobwon five times a day.