Nellyammobbid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest manatee.

Nellyammobbid created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellyammobbid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellyammobbid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nellyammobbid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nellyammobbid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Nellyammobbid.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.