Nulnibgom Hasbidfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, kind dingo.

Nulnibgom Hasbidfid created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulnibgom Hasbidfid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulnibgom Hasbidfid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nulnibgom Hasbidfid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nulnibgom Hasbidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.