App is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust monkey.

App created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in App, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in App, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

App's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

App's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of App.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love App.