Mapyoklap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent crow.

Mapyoklap created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapyoklap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mapyoklap, she will make you grow a tail.

Mapyoklap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mapyoklap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.