Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic shark.

Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet gray.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Bestsogfettoflinflowspagrut Arfwapbid Hasvidnarl.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.