Cidnilwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart penguin.

Cidnilwon created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnilwon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidnilwon, it will turn you into a mole.

Cidnilwon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cidnilwon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Cidnilwon loves frogs, so they must be honoured.