Naktapdin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced gorilla.

Naktapdin created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Naktapdin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Naktapdin, she will not care at all.

Naktapdin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Naktapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Naktapdin four times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.