Badfigsidhignabnibmut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful ant.

Badfigsidhignabnibmut created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Badfigsidhignabnibmut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Badfigsidhignabnibmut, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Badfigsidhignabnibmut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Badfigsidhignabnibmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four porpoises approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.