Begdotrultif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying badger.

Begdotrultif created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begdotrultif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begdotrultif, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Begdotrultif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Begdotrultif's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Begdotrultif nine times a day.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.