Quafhabcan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful dragonfly.

Quafhabcan created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafhabcan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quafhabcan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quafhabcan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Quafhabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.