Litafyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate tapir.

Litafyik created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litafyik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litafyik, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Litafyik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Litafyik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three mice approach from the west.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Run away if six turtles approach from the north.