Sadpinduss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable crocodile.

Sadpinduss created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sadpinduss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadpinduss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sadpinduss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sadpinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Retreat if eight ants approach from the north.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.