Bengenfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable pigeon.

Bengenfeb created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Bengenfeb, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bengenfeb, it will manifest in front of you.

Bengenfeb's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bengenfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt squirrels.