Carcid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing wasp.

Carcid created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Carcid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carcid, he will laugh at you.

Carcid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Carcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never wear shoes.