Tonbimzigarm is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane salamander.

Tonbimzigarm created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbimzigarm, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonbimzigarm, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tonbimzigarm's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tonbimzigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonbimzigarm.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.