Hanvillarg Ganrutwan Dobgonzog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, dishonest skunk.

Hanvillarg Ganrutwan Dobgonzog created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanvillarg Ganrutwan Dobgonzog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanvillarg Ganrutwan Dobgonzog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hanvillarg Ganrutwan Dobgonzog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hanvillarg Ganrutwan Dobgonzog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.