Migbitrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, strong unicorn.

Migbitrot created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbitrot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migbitrot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Migbitrot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Migbitrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Migbitrot.

5. Put Migbitrot first in all things.