Kinbasssig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart mink.

Kinbasssig created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kinbasssig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kinbasssig, she will make you grow a tail.

Kinbasssig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kinbasssig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Kinbasssig on top of important buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.