Vanzisszig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-powerful cow.

Vanzisszig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanzisszig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vanzisszig, it will not care at all.

Vanzisszig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vanzisszig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Vanzisszig loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.