Canfarrig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing unicorn.

Canfarrig created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Canfarrig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Canfarrig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Canfarrig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Canfarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Canfarrig's priests.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.