Rigvadraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating crow.

Rigvadraw created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Rigvadraw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigvadraw, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rigvadraw's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rigvadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Do not speak about lemons.