Somliktun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil jaguar.

Somliktun created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somliktun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Somliktun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Somliktun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Somliktun's Holy Commandments

1. Somliktun loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your legs.