Hivvigpas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful fairy.

Hivvigpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivvigpas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hivvigpas, she will turn you into a plant.

Hivvigpas' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hivvigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.