Lopwabgep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic unicorn.

Lopwabgep created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopwabgep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lopwabgep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lopwabgep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lopwabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.