Konshavwip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud dragon.

Konshavwip created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Konshavwip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konshavwip, he will laugh at you.

Konshavwip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Konshavwip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Konshavwip five times a day.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always obey Konshavwip's priests.