Giglambem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, benevolent hamster.

Giglambem created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Giglambem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Giglambem, he will try to impress you with trees.

Giglambem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Giglambem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed corn to mice while wearing indigo hats.