Venquafnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful tapir.

Venquafnurl created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Venquafnurl, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Venquafnurl, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Venquafnurl's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Venquafnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Venquafnurl on top of important buildings.