Flabdagcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous faun.

Flabdagcit created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabdagcit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabdagcit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flabdagcit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flabdagcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Flabdagcit loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.