Loopappon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Loopappon created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopappon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopappon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Loopappon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Loopappon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Loopappon first in all things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Always help swans.