Mapladgad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent cat.

Mapladgad created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapladgad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mapladgad, it will manifest in front of you.

Mapladgad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mapladgad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Mapladgad.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.