Hoglikdot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair wren.

Hoglikdot created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoglikdot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hoglikdot, she will curse you with boils.

Hoglikdot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hoglikdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. You must pray to Hoglikdot six times a day.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.