Likgadstip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish mink.

Likgadstip created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likgadstip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likgadstip, she will torture you forever.

Likgadstip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Likgadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. You must love Likgadstip.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.