Besthugpan Sawlabmut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful fairy.

Besthugpan Sawlabmut created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besthugpan Sawlabmut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Besthugpan Sawlabmut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Besthugpan Sawlabmut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Besthugpan Sawlabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.