Quafpommit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet parrot.

Quafpommit created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafpommit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafpommit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quafpommit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quafpommit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Quafpommit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.