Spaglipfot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast centaur.

Spaglipfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Spaglipfot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Spaglipfot, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Spaglipfot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Spaglipfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.