Veenvabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong human.

Veenvabbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Veenvabbut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veenvabbut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Veenvabbut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Veenvabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help birds.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.