Bomrawbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic mole.

Bomrawbeg created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bomrawbeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomrawbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bomrawbeg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bomrawbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Always obey Bomrawbeg's priests.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.