Rigquartsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish squid.

Rigquartsaw created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigquartsaw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rigquartsaw, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rigquartsaw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rigquartsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.