Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, blissful mink.

Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed onions to sharks while wearing violet corsets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf.

4. You must love Citvonkcadmotvadkarkapaf.

5. Never talk about fire.